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|Name:||Seymour Guado, Pleasure Engineer|
|Sometime Maester, former monk, former priest, former leader of the Guado, half-breed and forsaken son, patricide and perennial sore loser: here lies Seymour Guado, buried alive in his pleasures.|
A Short History Born to parents of mixed race; exiled with his mother to an island so daddy could be a good king in peace; attempted to prove self by saving world via method he would later discover was known to be suicidally false; mother dies; ten years of blackout wandering; then monastery; placement in temple; years of working way through ranks; murders father, takes to the spiritual and temporal throne, and from there makes a very solvent attempt at sacrificial omnicide. Fails. Has spent his post-existence retirement fucking his way into and out of despondency.
Full Disclosure Player is both picky and flaky.
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